Another reason why I will miss my current job

Cindy: This baby doesn't have a name tag, so I'm going to make one for her.
Me: Oh really, what's her name?
Cindy: Ashley
Me: I think she looks like a Tanya. Let's rename her.
Cindy: How do you spell it?
Me: Q, apostrophe, X...
Mary: Don't forget the hyphen!

Of course, all this happened about 5 in the morning, and it was a lot funnier then.