Things you DON'T want to hear at 3am

-"What's that smell?"
-"No. Do you feel a pulse?"
-"Yep, more snow falling, and the fifth day shift person just called in."
-"Apparently it was a fraternity prank..."
-banjos. (float trip only).
-"We need a second crash cart"
-"Isn't he going to surgery in the morning?"
-"All bleeding stops eventually."